My name is Boots Grogger, I live in australia we have a football team called Carlton, they are not to shabby.
our local preacher is a cabalist platypus I think you would like her, she is kinda strange. Anyhow I am a goanna
to read your book The haunted pussy" soon as Amazon sends it, got my wanking sock nice and cold in the fridge
right next to the frozen peas. Gotta go now and flechette some kangariginies in the top paddock who are
molesting grannies gm wombats. If you visit Adelaide south australia tomorrow drop in and have a shandy.

Hey Carlton! Been awhile since World Horror, huh? Sorry for taking so long to say hi - being a Bizarro author, you know how it is. Anyway, I still want to visit next time I'm in Portland - you and Rose were awesome to hang out with at WH2009!

Yours,

Newton Ewell

I'm reading your "Baby Jesus Butt Plug", great book, very talented novelist!!!

I don't have many of them, but the books of yours I have, I've read again and again. People keep stealing my copy of Satan Burger

Your artwork is also fantastic, it was a revelation looking through your work. I'll probably see your world differently next time I read your books.

bizarre indeed. Like your work.

I just (june 15th, 2008) found your site on horrorfind. I think you have some pretty interesting aspects and a unique eye into the world surrealism and fictional literracy. Not to mention a unique look at art. Nice work.

Your artwork makes me feel....very itchy...yes, that's how I'd describe it.

I just read Razor Wire Pubic Hair last night and I was blown away.

I've never read something that could turn me on and make me flinch in horror at the same time like that before. I love it.